And you wonder why we love public figures HAHAHA


Dumb and dumberer when Ashley met Jess

" what is she talking about ashley, didn't we meet at your birth"

If you have some celeb quotes you'd like to submit email them to me at sondraj07@gmail.com

please remember to also email me the source where you found the quote, thanx

Have you ever wondered how dumb can celebs really be?  Well folks I have your answer.

A comprehensives list of the dumbest celebrity quotes ever

 

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• I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

 

• We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees ( Huh)

- Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks

 

• China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

 

• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country

- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor

• It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

 

• Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were  supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant

 

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Here are the real nominees, your favs.

Celebs coming at you full throttle

 

• I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

-Britney Spears

 

• I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

-Alicia Silverstone

• My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe.'

-Celine Dion

 

• So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

-Christina Aguilera

 

•   'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.

-Victoria Beckham

 

And by far the best dumbestest celeb qoutes to date

 

•  I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.

 -Dan Quayle

 

• I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman

-Arnold Schwartzanegger

 

• Half this game is ninety per cent mental

-Danny Ozark

 

• The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.

-Bob Dole

 

• A zebra does not change its spots.

- Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)

 

• I can do anything as long as I don't have to speak

- Linda Evangelista

• I'm using my brain for the first time in a long time

- Victoria Beckham

• So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them.

- Barabra Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)

• What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?

-Paris Hilton

 

•  Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country.

-George Bush

•  isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

-  Jessica Simpson( WTF, is that a word)

 

Say hello to my stupid friend

 

• Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything

- Ivana Trump

 

• If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

- Paris Hilton

 

• I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

-Britney spears

 
Don't worry in my mind you all deserve first place